GymCreeperBlocker420

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Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	972	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6087
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	9430
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8290	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5943	Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1773	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

Accomplished, achievement, celebration, did it again, Epic, Good Job, Happy, high five, hooray, keep it up, Minecraft, positive vibes, Proud, proud moment, repeat success, Server, success, success story, Thumbs up, Victorious, Vrench, Vrenchs, Well done, Yay

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.