Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Server Name | Madness SMP |
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| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Age Requirement | 21 and above |
| Community Size | 20+ Members |
| Platform | Java Edition |
Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply to join Madness SMP? | You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord |
| What is the age requirement to join the server? | Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP |
| What kind of server is Madness SMP? | Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults |
| How large is the community on Madness SMP? | We have a community of 20+ dedicated members |
| What platform is Madness SMP available on? | Madness SMP is available on Java Edition |
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Survival |
| Established | June 2011 |
| Players Online | 15-35 average |
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join SoftSlayer? | Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. |
| Are there map resets? | No, the map has been live since June 2023. |
| Can I create player-run shops? | Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. |
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6363 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.
Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.
So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
