Server survival vanilla. Good ping, good for playing with people when you’re idle.
The server is my personal server. It’s usually online all day long and on the weekends I go in to play a little. Have fun
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 99 | Farms Harvested: | 684 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.
And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
