Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 New Chunks Explored: 274655
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Secret Passages Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 3327
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7297 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Farms Harvested: 782
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Star Shards Collected: 233
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Crops Grown: 1655

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 162 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Runes Activated: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 118937 Crops Grown: 2359
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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