Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 224
Void Gems Collected: 39 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 9850

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1665 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Crops Grown: 2048 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 139764 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Raven Craft

    Raven Craft

    Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2389
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Crops Grown: 1569 Animals Bred: 186

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Chattanet

    Chattanet

    Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

    Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

    And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Alien Abductions: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

    Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8371 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TVShowBondingCraft

    TVShowBondingCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

    Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

    Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

    So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

    VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchantments Applied: 99
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockyBedBuddies

    BlockyBedBuddies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyPolishTrades

    CraftyPolishTrades
    lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

    Smell-O-Vision Speedrun
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SYSarchy

    SYSarchy

    Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

    Welcome to Veil SMP!

    Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Java Edition Only
    Server IP veilsmp.us.to
    Discord https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

    What Makes Us Stand Out?

    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
    • 🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

    Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition? Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
    Are there any age restrictions to join? We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
    How can I get involved in the community events? Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Age 28 Minecraft Server

    Age 28 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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