Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Ores Mined: 4109 Epic Quests Completed: 22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

    NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Server: CreeperPeevez

    Server: CreeperPeevez
    Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

    MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!
    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

    Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

    Atlantis Minecraft Server

    Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

    This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

    To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
    Are there any grief prevention features on the server? Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
    Will the server ever reset? No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
    How long do land claims last? Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

    Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

    Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

    And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

    CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

    BlueHelmetBorderPatrol
    so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

    anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

    so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Balance Blunder Data Mine

    Balance Blunder Data Mine
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Waffcarui Minecraft server

    Waffcarui Minecraft server

    Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

    The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

    The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

    Micro list of server features:

    1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

    2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

    3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

    4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

    5) The server runs on paid plugins.

    6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

    7) Your own texture pack.

    8) Decorative items and blocks.

    We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

    You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 30 and still no friends Minecraft server

    30 and still no friends Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

    Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

    Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

    UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Creepers in My Blocks!

    Creepers in My Blocks!
    Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockBusterAliGone

    BlockBusterAliGone
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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