Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Animals Bred: 102
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BabyRage Bday Bash

    BabyRage Bday Bash
    Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

    Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 221 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

    HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

    BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

    Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

    But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

    SMii7Yplus, also known as SMii7Y, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his comedic gaming videos and collaborations with other YouTubers. He is best known for his humorous commentary and gameplay on popular games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and GTA V. With a large and dedicated following, SMii7Yplus has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

    Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

    I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

    Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

    PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

    Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1
    Overview
    We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the requirements to join the server? – You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
    What does the server offer? – A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 192

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The First Descendant Minecraft Server

    The First Descendant Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

    4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

    Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

    Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

    Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SpookySisterDramaMC

    SpookySisterDramaMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

    LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP
    By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

    So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockBreakUpBay

    BlockBreakUpBay
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

    Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

    So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

    NukeCraft Server: No Promises!
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyComrades

    CraftyComrades
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

    we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

    come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1034
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Retro Reality Minecraft Server

    Retro Reality Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 306 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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