Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Star Shards Collected: 187 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4467 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 New Chunks Explored: 805214
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 1077
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3086 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Dimension Hops: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 405
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Farms Harvested: 845 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LLM RNA Crafters United

    LLM RNA Crafters United
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • World of Minecraft

    World of Minecraft

    PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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