GroundhogCraft2020 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3169	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dimension Hops:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Void Armor Forged:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Animals Bred:	198

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	5077	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	759	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mines Excavated:	3827
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3977	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7764
Magic Items Found:	8952	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9345	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6506	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crops Grown:	3383	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CasualMinecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Crossplatform, Discord, Exploration, Friendly, Immersion, java, no-frills, proximity chat, Seasoned Veteran, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

IP	casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock	play.casualminecraft.fun (19132)

Overview

What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ

Q: What type of gameplay does Casual Minecraft offer?: A: Casual Minecraft offers a no-frills survival SMP experience for players.
Q: Is there optional proximity chat available on the server?: A: Yes, players who enjoy proximity chat can enable this feature for added immersion.
Q: Are builders needed on Casual Minecraft?: A: Yes, trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region and create a lasting legacy on the server.

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4807	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2