Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Zombie Dances: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 8525
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Emeralds Found: 1810
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 97
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PixelCam Co.

    PixelCam Co.
    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

    one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

    another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

    join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Poultry Manure Plant Party

    Poultry Manure Plant Party
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 800 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

    Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 243

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

    No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 1682
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Gods Slained: 0
    Farms Harvested: 510 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 123 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5344 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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