Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 4799 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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