Grid Mania Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5648	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	217
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5266	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6142	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	6053	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4