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MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crops Grown:	3359	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ores Mined:	8774	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MisunderstoodCraft

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Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	3380	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	144
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ores Mined:	8978	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	2994	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Farms Harvested:	348	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	1824
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoobsNeedLoveToo

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Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	288	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	116	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

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Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	147	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	151

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	770236	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2