Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TongueBrusherCraft

    TongueBrusherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 239

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

    UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation
    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1666 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Sky Boat Adventures

    Sky Boat Adventures
    Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • 2 More Days Minecraft Server

    2 More Days Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

    Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Space Stars Minecraft SMP

    Space Stars Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

    Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

    But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 195 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyIncomeHideout

    CraftyIncomeHideout
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

    Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 243 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyAccidents

    CraftyAccidents
    Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyCreeperWar2022

    CraftyCreeperWar2022
    join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Dimension Hops: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

    Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

    Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Animals Bred: 40 Potions Brewed: 177
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Behind You Minecraft SMP

    Behind You Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

    Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

    But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PuppyPanicCraft

    PuppyPanicCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

    Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

    So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 6863
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

    First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RafaleRumbleCraft

    RafaleRumbleCraft
    lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NotGayMinecraftServer

    NotGayMinecraftServer
    Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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