Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyDadinKillsUkr

    CraftyDadinKillsUkr
    come join our minecraft server, where even russian opposition activists like ildar dadin come to play! he was so good at pvp that he took down a whole army of creepers single-handedly. now he’s a legend in our server, and you can be too! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even make friends with a ghost or two. who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6510 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Rich Craft Minecraft Server

    Rich Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the rich in your country? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, the tables have turned! The rich players are actually the ones who have to work for the poor players, mining diamonds and building epic castles for them. Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where the 1% are now the servants of the 99%!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the rich get what they deserve and llamas are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Galactic Witch Minecraft SMP

    Galactic Witch Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP, where you can embark on epic adventures through time and space in Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the treacherous waters of the game and even teach you how to speak Dolphin!

    2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Only the bravest adventurers can unlock its mysteries.

    3. Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Ender Chicken. This massive, feathered beast roams the land, terrorizing players and stealing their loot. Can you defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join the Future Earthian Captain Space Battleship SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KaliningradCraft: Ukraine’s Loot

    KaliningradCraft: Ukraine’s Loot
    Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got Lithuania out here straight up robbing military goods from trains and handing them over to Ukraine like it’s a swap meet! Join us if you wanna be part of this wild ride where anything goes and alliances are made over stolen goods. Who needs diamonds when you can have military weapons, amirite? So come on and join the chaos, we promise you won’t be bored for a second!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Star Shards Collected: 75
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 349 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LaughCraft Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Mecha Doki Edition! Join us for some crazy adventures and laughs that will make your heart sing!

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have Dokibird herself streaming on our server, bringing you all the joy and laughter you could ever want. Plus, we have exclusive VODs, merchandise, and even a cover of “Drift Away” that will make you drift away into a world of fun!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special game called Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery, where you can solve puzzles and uncover secrets in a thrilling adventure. And if that’s not enough, we even have our own Divegrass team page for all you sports fans out there.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Don’t be a dumb goon – be a smart goon and come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Cute and Creeper-Free Minecraft SMP

    Cute and Creeper-Free Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and intense dance-offs with creepers. And who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places…like with that cute zombie who keeps eyeing you up!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons…they’re always trying to steal your heart (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Zombie Dances: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SisSquabbleCraft

    SisSquabbleCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family conflicts like Leah’s? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and hilarity that will make you forget all about step-sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually get along (hopefully). No more getting stuck under bedframes or sending embarrassing photos to friends – unless it’s part of a fun prank, of course!

    We offer activities that are actually enjoyable, like virtual skydiving, dragon hunting, and even unicorn racing. Say goodbye to forced bonding activities that only make things worse – on our server, you’ll bond over epic quests and treasure hunts instead.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama like Leah, come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that gets along better than Leah’s real one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

    CerealKillaMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyCrackAddict

    BlockyCrackAddict
    Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 54
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Nail Drive Fun Land

    Nail Drive Fun Land
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    What is BatyaCraft?

    This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    – Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

    – Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

    – The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

    – We do everything from the heart

    – Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

    We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

    ▶ SKYBLOCK

    There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

    ▶ SKYWARS

    If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

    ▶ BEDWARS

    Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

    ▶ PRISON

    It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

    Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Farms Harvested: 467
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

    🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

    Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

    💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

    🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

    Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there a pay-to-win system on the server? No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
    How many unique mounts are available on the server? There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
    What is the server’s community like? We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
    Can pets be collected on the server? Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

    Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

    In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PornstarProgeny SMP

    PornstarProgeny SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

    Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

    But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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