Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1791
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6345 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7965 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Magic Items Found: 2102 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4543 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RelativesRageCraft

    RelativesRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

    BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306
    so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

    Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

    Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ores Mined: 4200 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

    But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

    Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

    List of unique mechanics:

    ✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

    ? Enchanting totems with attributes.

    ? Unique TNT.

    ? Custom enchantments.

    ? Private blocks.

    ? Many different events.

    ? Buyer.

    ? Auction.

    ? Battle Pass.

    ? Master keys with resources.

    ? Auto-Mine

    In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

    IP: mc.deadtime.site

    Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

    Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3746 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Farms Harvested: 744 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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