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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 21 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Dimension Hops: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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