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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Mines Excavated: 1725 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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