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MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MisunderstoodCraft

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Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Star Shards Collected:	253
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6082	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Towns Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoobsNeedLoveToo

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Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	1081
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3306	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3642	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

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Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magic Items Found:	4825	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8390	Enchantments Applied:	72

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ores Mined:	4632	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5