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MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MisunderstoodCraft

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Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	327622	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3889

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoobsNeedLoveToo

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Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	3798	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	3979
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

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Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Items Found:	3392	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0