LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CutieCraft: Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist the Charm!

    CutieCraft: Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist the Charm!

    Welcome to the most adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with cute animals, colorful landscapes, and sparkly unicorns roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on rainbow llamas, play hide and seek with magical fairies, and even have a dance party with talking pandas.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the cutest Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare to have your heart melted by the sheer adorableness of it all!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1040
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Border Block Party: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy!

    The Border Block Party: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have taken the concept of border expansion to a whole new level! Imagine a world where the US decides to extend its border 5 miles north and just absorb 90% of Canada’s population – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the political implications of this outrageous scenario. Will there be a Canadian resistance movement? Will maple syrup become the new currency? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a BLAST!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with merging two countries in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this new hybrid nation!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution

    OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our janitor is actually a wizard in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you join the server. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Consider it done.

    2. Our community is made up of real-life superheroes who fight off creepers and zombies with their bare hands. Join us and become a Minecraft superhero yourself!

    3. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden within the server where you can mine unlimited diamonds. But beware, it is guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 620 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 198
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

    TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

    On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1173
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 123 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

    AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

    – We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Goddesses

    Crafty Goddesses
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

    But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

    VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

    CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

    Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition
    Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7143
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Peen Palace

    Crafty Peen Palace
    Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

    Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft
    Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Farms Harvested: 683

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Oshi’s Block Party

    Oshi’s Block Party

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

    Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Queers Server

    Crafty Queers Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

    As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5531 Meteorite Armor Created: 28

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

    DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

    Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

    So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9929
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

    PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

    Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

    And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

    Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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