LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Alien Abductions: 0
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 17
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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