HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Cooking, dinner time, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, food sharing, HangryCraft, household responsibilities, meal prep, mealtime, Minecraft, parenting, Server, sibling-in-law relationships, uncle duties

Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	4383	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoFamInvites4U

defending family, extended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, NoFamInvites4U, parenting, sibling rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players like the precious gems they are, unlike OP’s extended family treating Jamie like a cubic zirconia! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you won’t be judged for sneezing too loudly or having too much fun.

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family dynamics, just like Jamie found solace with OP. We promise not to compare you to a quieter, neater sibling or scold you for getting messy. Instead, we encourage you to run around, get dirty, and make all the noise and messes you want!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you’ll find the support and love that OP showed Jamie. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough, not the bratty little shit that OP’s family made Jamie out to be. See you in the game!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1657
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

challenging coworker, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, difficult colleague, difficult manager, difficult personalities, employee relations, HR, HRnightmare, human Resources, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, negative experience, office drama, professional relationships, smp, team dynamics, toxic behavior, toxic workplace, work environment, workplace challenges, workplace conflict, worst person

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	5315
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

ABSTINENCE, abstinence only, BlockyLove, comprehensive sex education, Contraception, diamonds, education system, falsehoods, ignorance, Marriage, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality, STDs, teen pregnancy

Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UkraineDefenseMC Server

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defence, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, national security, Peacekeeping, political speeches, Server, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, UN, united nations, valedictory speech, world leaders

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyQueerKingdom

acceptance, civil rights, CraftyQueerKingdom, Diversity, equality for all, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, King, landmark decision, law, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love wins, Marriage equality, progressive, progressive legislation, same-sex marriage, social change, Southeast Asia, thailand

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Thailand’s King himself signin’ same-sex marriages into law in da game! We be da FIRST Southeast Asian country in da Minecraft world to recognize marriage equality, y’all! Come join us and be part of dis historic moment in blocky form. Build ur own rainbow castle with ur same-sex partner and live happily ever after in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so progressive and fabulous?! Join now and let’s make history together, one pixel at a time!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Whale Sound Adventures

Adventures, Sound, Whale

come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!

watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!

but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Animals Bred:	80
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!

Active Staff, apply to join, Builders, commitment to Vanilla, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Events, Fabric, java, mature audience, Minimal Lag, no land claiming, Players, proximity chat, rollback griefing, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Small Community, technical players, Terrain, voice chat, Wild, World Map

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	16+
Features	World Map! (click here) Proximity Chat/Voice Chat Discord to Minecraft Chat Small community Active staff Commitment to vanilla Enforced Rules No land claiming (Rollback griefing!) Minimal Lag Custom Advancements

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!

Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying through our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above.
What type of players are welcome on the server?	All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges.
Is there a World Map available for the server?	Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link.

We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server

Cecilia, Graduation, holoEN, Holostars, indie, Ironmouse, Live streaming, Luxiem, Minecraft, Nijisanji, NijisanjiFree, online content, phase, pikamee, pippa, Roberu, Server, streaming, tenma, virtual personality, virtual youtuber, vshojo, Vtuber

Are you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9821	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.

Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.

But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Potions Brewed:	45	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TallTunes Minecraft Server

active concert goer, aita, Atlanta, close to the stage, Concert, concert etiquette, first come first serve, floor space, Frustration, Justified, Masquerade-Heaven, Minecraft, opinion, pushing past, Server, shorter girls, standing room, Tall, TallTunes, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue

Are you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!

Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!

Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!

So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Towns Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3094	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HospitalHaunts

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Haunted, Healthcare, Hospital, HospitalHaunts, Medical, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere, UNUSUAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crops Grown:	8332
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Epic House Doctor Server

brilliant.., British, crossover, Doctor, Doctor Who, Drama, Epic, fan favorite, FANTASY, Hospital, House, Hugh Laurie, iconic, long-running, medical drama, sarcastic, science fiction, Server, Tardis, time travel, tv show, Witty

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	1013

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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Updated September 26, 2024

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Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45