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Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lost in Translation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	128	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9728
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

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Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.

Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as canon as it gets! Our server is so legit, even the original writers of Minecraft themselves play on it. That’s right, Notch himself has a house made entirely out of diamond blocks on our server.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning reality. Want to fight a dragon while riding a giant chicken? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Done and done.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of craziness on any other server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, canon-filled Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s just fan fiction.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1049	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7562
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1