Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
Ores Mined: 1275 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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