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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8234 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6520 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.
oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.
so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!