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Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Items Found:	3070	Love Letters Sent:	1

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Echoing Shadows 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, BEDROOM, brother, cried, Echoing, ejaculated, feelings, French forum, high school, naked, PANICKED.., parents, penis, purpose, rape, Scared, sexual abuse, shadows, shower, Swore, testimony, Touch

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	294
Void Armor Forged:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Votes:	6372	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! We have crazy stories like this one from a French forum to keep you entertained. Imagine the chaos of a brother asking you to touch his Minecraft sword because it hurts, only to end up with a messy situation! If you want a server that will make you laugh, cry, and scream all at once, then join us now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you in our world of blocky madness!

Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ores Mined:	4568	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5854
Players Killed by Monsters:	257	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

MommaCraft – Keep Out!

advice, anxiety, apologies, Best Friend, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict, DATING, family, friendship, mental health, MommaCraft, overstepping, Parties, PERSONAL LIFE, perspective, privacy, relationships, sex life, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Divine Spears Created:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

Are you tired of boring friendships where nothing exciting happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like how Mary spills all the tea to her mom, you can spill all your secrets to your fellow players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

Looking for a server where boundaries are just a suggestion? Look no further! Just like Mary’s mom, who loves to give unsolicited advice, our community is always ready to give you their two cents on your builds, your mining techniques, and even your love life.

So come join us on this server where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is served hot like a fresh batch of lava. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP

Airport, AirportWeirdoMinecraftSMP, anecdote, BIZARRE, Curiosity, Experience, funny, luggage, Observation, odd, ODDITY, peculiar, SECURITY, Sight, strange, Surprising, travel, Traveler, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3351
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Towns Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	83	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical airport where pigs fly and creepers work as baggage handlers. I once saw a player riding a llama through the security checkpoint, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a dance party on the runway with Endermen DJing. Plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village of talking villagers who give out enchanted diamond gear like it’s candy. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server to play on. Join now before the flying pigs take off without you!

LoveCraftedLlamas

alternative relationships, breaking norms, challenging norms, DATING, defying expectations, Defying Societal Norms, defying stereotypes, love, love is love, love knows no rules, love without boundaries, LoveCraftedLlamas, modern romance, non-traditional relationships, redefining romance, relationships, romantic norms, societal expectations, unconventional love, unconventional love stories, unconventional partnerships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old romantic norms? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re into dating creepers, having romantic picnics in the Nether, or maybe even getting hitched to a zombie villager! Who needs traditional romance when you can have a love affair with a blocky pig? So come on down to our server and let your love for Minecraft run wild!

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, current events, Deception, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, disinformation space, foreign relations, Government, international affairs, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, Server, trump, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got llamas that can talk and give you life advice. and our diamonds? oh man, they sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave.

plus, we got this secret underground cave where you can find a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and chickens ride on horses. it’s wild, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. it’s like watching two llamas duke it out over a carrot. pure entertainment, bro.

so yeah, join our server and escape the boring reality of everyday life. come hang out with us in our crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of cake? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

Putin’sWarCraftEU

aggression, Blame, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, political turmoil, putin, PutinsWarCraftEU, reeling, russia, Tension, trump, Ukraine, united states, War, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Void Gems Collected:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	298
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchantments Applied:	279
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got like, zombies and creepers and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be the richest player ever.

oh, and get this, we got this crazy story where Trump is blaming Ukraine for Putin’s war. like, what even is that? it’s so wild, man. you gotta come check it out for yourself. join now and be a part of the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

HotPixel vs SmartBlock

attractiveness bias, beauty standards, cognitive abilities, cultural influences, Daughters, Decision making, family dynamics, Gender Roles, HotPixel, intelligence, intelligence bias, long-term relationships, mate choices, parents, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Preferences, romantic relationships, SmartBlock, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	7285
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

1.21.5 snapshots, Chicken variants, Community, Cosmetics, Cow variants, Desert Biome, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, Falling leaves, game drops, Homes, Leaf litter, minecart improvements, Minecraft, minecraft live, Pandamiums, Pig variants, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Spring Drop 2025, Tpa, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, wildflowers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Minecraft Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experimental features
Current Version	25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Pandamium’s snapshot server?	Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.
What features are enabled on the snapshot server?	Experimental features such as game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance are enabled.
What is the current version of the snapshot server?	The current version is 25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots).
How many players are usually online on the server?	The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.
Are there any special server features?	Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, custom advancements, and more.

Indie Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, biggest indies, Empire, indie, indie vtubers, vtuber archives, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, vtuber ferrets, vtuber live streams, vtuber logo, VTuber oshi, VTuber popularity, vtuber shilling, vtuber tags, vtuber templates, vtuber threads, VTuber trends, vtuber viewers, VTuber viewership, vtuber vod channels, vtuber wordcloud

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	5951
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, broskis, check out this cray-cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally made with love and stuff. It’s like finding the biggest indie vtubers, but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join if you’re all about those 1000+ viewer vtubers, none of that weak 999 CCV oshi nonsense allowed here. We got live /BIG/s for days, a sick wordcloud creator, and even a ferret software stream because why the heck not? Come join the madness and let’s build some virtual shenanigans together. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be like, totally missing out on life, man.

FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7521	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	1527	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Farms Harvested:	945
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

Players:	90/500	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	151
Dragon Eggs Found:	3844	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10