Goon MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Indie Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, biggest indies, Empire, indie, indie vtubers, vtuber archives, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, vtuber ferrets, vtuber live streams, vtuber logo, VTuber oshi, VTuber popularity, vtuber shilling, vtuber tags, vtuber templates, vtuber threads, VTuber trends, vtuber viewers, VTuber viewership, vtuber vod channels, vtuber wordcloud

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9871
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Yo, broskis, check out this cray-cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally made with love and stuff. It’s like finding the biggest indie vtubers, but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join if you’re all about those 1000+ viewer vtubers, none of that weak 999 CCV oshi nonsense allowed here. We got live /BIG/s for days, a sick wordcloud creator, and even a ferret software stream because why the heck not? Come join the madness and let’s build some virtual shenanigans together. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be like, totally missing out on life, man.

FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Emeralds Found:	2878	Divine Spears Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	3169	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8124
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ores Mined:	7564

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	79	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Votes:	6420

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Votes:	8015
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	75	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	199
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7730
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

Players:	105/400	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19