Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4856
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	5858
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	186	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8389	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ores Mined:	5981
Mines Excavated:	3078	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	2786	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	9892	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	110	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Cornucopia

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	747843
Dragon Eggs Found:	1856	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1177
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	726	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.

Join us if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping experience like no other. Our players have epic battles where they ride explosive llamas into battle and launch firework missiles at their enemies.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared to run for your life when the creeper snipers start taking aim!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bombs your bases and intercepts 100% of your attack like a boss. It’s nothing personal, just some good ol’ fun for all you kikes out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	820068	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of boring servers with less loot and too much trash? Look no further! Our server offers more loot than you can imagine!

But that’s not all! We have immediate raid nerfs to make your gaming experience more challenging and exciting! Plus, we have more class balance than any other server out there!

Ever wanted to play as a Tauren paladin or a dwarf shaman? Well, now you can on our server! We also have buffed mana from drinking and longer buff times to keep you in the game longer!

And if that’s not enough, we have higher drop rates on epics, faster wsg rep, faster honor from stv, and even dual spec for all your gaming needs!

Join us now and experience a 5 digits gold economy like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Server IP: 474021247

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Golem Gone Wild: Where Jews and their golems go to find new support and have a blast in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

Updated October 2, 2024

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

Updated October 2, 2024

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

Updated October 2, 2024

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Updated October 2, 2024

VTuber AI Jams Craft

Updated October 2, 2024

Blockbuster Bonanza

Updated October 2, 2024

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

Updated October 2, 2024

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

Updated October 2, 2024

Crafty Cornucopia

Updated October 2, 2024

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

Updated October 2, 2024

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

Updated October 2, 2024

BoomCraft: Where we blow up your bases for fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

MineCrafty WoW Classic Shenanigans

Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Updated October 2, 2024