Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	8021	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	5352	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Enchantments Applied:	285	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Votes:	8948
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Potions Brewed:	67
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	188
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	5448

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!