GodlyConnection – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Farms Harvested:	726
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	232	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	9557	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	352	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4828	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Crops Grown:	1944	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magic Items Found:	6776	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crops Grown:	8517
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	165
New Chunks Explored:	680678	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ores Mined:	1438	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	148	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Divine Spears Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!