Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 316 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.
So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.
So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!
But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.
And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?
So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6850 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4350 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!
The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
