Server anarchy minecraft
Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
We got diamonds rainin from the sky, literally. U just stand there and diamonds start fallin on u like confetti at a party.
Not only that, but we got pigs that can fly. Yeah, u heard me right. Pigs. Flyin. Through the air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.
And if that ain’t enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret cave filled with unlimited cake. Yup, u can eat cake for days and never run out. It’s like a dream come true.
So come on down to our server and start makin that sweet, sweet cash. Who needs a job when u got all this craziness goin on?
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Server Name | Badlands Goblins |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.badlandsgoblins.com |
| Server Type | PvP, Survival |
Welcome to Badlands Goblins, where chaos reigns and goblins rule. Join Krenko in his quest for power and glory as you navigate through a world filled with danger and adventure. Worship the god of chaos and rise to greatness as you conquer your enemies.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, anyone can join the server by using the provided IP address. |
| What type of gameplay is available? | The server offers PvP and Survival gameplay. |
| Are there any rules to follow? | Players are expected to follow the rules set by Krenko, including killing those who disrespect goblins and following the wishes of the god of chaos. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, players can join the Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j |
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a mount! And don’t miss out on our future meetups, like the Spooky Club featuring a Haruhi Movie and Inu-Oh, or the Roleplaying Meetup in Yanxia where things get weirder than a Lalafell trying to tank a raid boss.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for a Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet, or a Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in the LB! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our Shared FATE farming event in The Rak’tika Greatwood – just watch out for those pesky Spriggans!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than a Lalafell in full Dark Knight armor!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 452 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.
Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?
Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?
So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!
And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.
So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
