Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
Buildings Constructed: 44 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

    VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN
    come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyLife Rises Slowly

    BlockyLife Rises Slowly
    Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

    we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

    u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

    join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

    OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

    Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Farms Harvested: 114
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

    Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod to have more fun.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
    Smooth gameplay A few QoL mods for a better experience.
    No TP No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

    If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join Enival? To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
    Is Enival a vanilla server? Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
    Can I use teleportation commands? No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
    How can I communicate with other players? Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crops Grown: 8789
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 787

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

    Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2078 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

    CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

    Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 225 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Ores Mined: 3998 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Animals Bred: 43

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ParentalRoastCraft

    ParentalRoastCraft
    Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

    Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

    So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

    Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

    We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

    So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Zombie Dances: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Enchantments Applied: 175 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

    Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

    But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5108 New Chunks Explored: 403607

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

    Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6758 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ParentalPiggybacker

    ParentalPiggybacker
    Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

    On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

    And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

    So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Crops Grown: 8693 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 338 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Emeralds Found: 4381 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NoWayInNebraskaMC

    NoWayInNebraskaMC
    Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 108 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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