Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

    Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PixelPensionPitfalls

    PixelPensionPitfalls
    Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

    Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

    So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PassportPanicMC

    PassportPanicMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

    Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

    we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

    come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 102
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 667 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

    EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

    Minecraft Server Information

    Server Type Java IP server
    Java IP 32.221.180.7
    Bedrock IP 31.221.180.7:19132
    Description Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
    Community Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

    FAQ

    Can I join the server on Bedrock?

    Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

    What type of server is it?

    The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

    How many active users are on the server?

    Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

    What can I do on the server?

    You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

    How do I join the server?

    You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Crops Grown: 8580 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

    Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

    Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

    BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

    Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

    Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

    We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 252
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NeverAgainCraft

    NeverAgainCraft
    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2029 Ores Mined: 3879

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

    RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MayhemCraftUK

    MayhemCraftUK
    So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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