Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Gods Slained: 2 Magic Items Found: 2333
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

    Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

    Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 247958 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Potions Brewed: 84
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 2325 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

    Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Crops Grown: 7433 Farms Harvested: 440
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PixelPensionPitfalls

    PixelPensionPitfalls
    Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

    Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

    So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PassportPanicMC

    PassportPanicMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

    Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

    we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

    come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

    EaglerSMP: Where the creepers only hug you half as hard as usual!

    Minecraft Server Information

    Server Type Java IP server
    Java IP 32.221.180.7
    Bedrock IP 31.221.180.7:19132
    Description Join our cross-platform semi-vanilla survival server and embark on thrilling quests with friends.
    Community Small, tight-knit community of around 4 active users a day

    FAQ

    Can I join the server on Bedrock?

    Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock at the provided IP address.

    What type of server is it?

    The server is a semi-vanilla survival server.

    How many active users are on the server?

    Around 4 users are active on the server daily.

    What can I do on the server?

    You can explore, build, survive, and embark on quests with friends.

    How do I join the server?

    You can join using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Ores Mined: 1037 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server

    Fleshstreaming Westoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers started a protest demanding equal rights in the game? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and hilarious moments.

    But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events like llama racing tournaments, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens. And let’s not forget about our legendary costume parties, where players dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete for the title of best-dressed player.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what insane adventures await you next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

    Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

    BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft
    Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

    Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

    Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

    We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 150
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NeverAgainCraft

    NeverAgainCraft
    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

    RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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