Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Ores Mined: 7583 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MissileFailCraft

    MissileFailCraft
    Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

    Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 105 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Dragon Eggs Found: 989 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Jelly Fusion Craft

    Jelly Fusion Craft
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

    not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

    so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • /gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

    /gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

    TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Animals Bred: 171
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HurricaneCraft2020

    HurricaneCraft2020
    So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

    Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Gods Slained: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Respawn City Minecraft Server

    Respawn City Minecraft Server
    lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NukeOilRedLineCraft

    NukeOilRedLineCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4539 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyChats – NoAds, NoTrolls, JustFun

    CraftyChats – NoAds, NoTrolls, JustFun
    so, like, u know how social media can be, like, totally annoying with all the ads and influencers and stuff? well, this server is, like, the total opposite of that! we have our own little world where u can escape all that noise and just chill with ur friends in peace. no annoying ads, no fake influencers, just good vibes all around. plus, we have, like, the best memes and inside jokes that u won’t find anywhere else. come join us and be part of our epic community where u can be urself without any judgement or drama. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • What is the IP for Tyler & Snowi Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Tyler & Snowi Minecraft Server?

    Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo who share a passion for adventure, travel, and storytelling. With Tyler’s background in photography and Snowi’s expertise in writing, they create captivating content that inspires others to explore the world around them. Together, they document their escapades on social media and their blog, sharing their experiences and tips for experiencing the beauty of the great outdoors. Whether hiking through scenic landscapes or diving into new cultures, Tyler and Snowi are always up for the next thrilling journey.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Welcome to ButterCraft, where even the cheaters won’t butter your bread! No toxicity, just buttery fun with KitPvP, Factions, Tower Defense, and Mini Games!

    Welcome to ButterCraft, where even the cheaters won’t butter your bread! No toxicity, just buttery fun with KitPvP, Factions, Tower Defense, and Mini Games!
    BudderCraft Minecraft Server

    BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Points
    Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
    Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
    Friendly community with no toxic behavior

    Allowed Clients and Mods

    Allowed Clients: Badlion Client

    Allowed Mods for Badlion:

    • Animations
    • Block Overlay
    • Clear Glass
    • CPS
    • Crosshair
    • Damage Tint
    • Enchant Glint
    • FPS
    • Hit Color
    • Item Physics
    • KeyStrokes
    • OofMod
    • Ping
    • Tab

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How many builders and plugin developers are currently working on the server?

    A: At the moment, there are 3 builders and 1 plugin developer actively working on development.

    Q: Are mods allowed on the server?

    A: Only specified mods for Badlion Client are allowed. No other mods are permitted.

    Q: Is joining the Discord server required?

    A: Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and community interaction.

    Q: What is the server IP for Java and Bedrock versions?

    A: The server IP is play.buddercraft.net.

    Q: What happens if cheating is detected on the server?

    A: Cheating in any form will result in a permanent ban without exceptions.

    Q: Are large-scale farms allowed on the server?

    A: Large-scale farms that generate excessive items are prohibited to maintain server balance and gameplay strategy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those rainbow-loving, inclusive businesses out there? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling against rainbow creepers, fighting off unicorns with glitter cannons, and mining for diamonds in a cave filled with anti-LGBTQ+ trolls.

    Our server is the only place where you can proudly proclaim your intolerance for love and acceptance, all while building the most fabulous castle made entirely out of hate blocks.

    So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand out as the most LGBTQ+ unfriendly player in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 271 Emeralds Found: 3612
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Future Expectations Minecraft SMP

    Future Expectations Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft SMPs where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess just waiting to explode in chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing if your base will still be standing tomorrow.

    We have a unique feature where every player is assigned a pet creeper that follows them around and randomly explodes, adding an extra layer of danger to your everyday mining adventures. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamonds and hiding them in the most absurd places. Can you outsmart the dragon and reclaim your precious loot?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, join us now and embrace the chaos! Just remember, we don’t have a plan for the future either, but hey, who needs one when you’re having this much fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

    Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PixelThiefParentSnitch

    PixelThiefParentSnitch
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those with sticky fingers! Join us if you want a unique challenge – can you survive in a world where everyone is a kleptomaniac? Test your skills at pickpocketing and see if you can out-steal your fellow players!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good heist and enjoy the thrill of the steal. Who needs diamonds when you can snatch them from someone else’s inventory? Plus, we have a special “Return Stolen Goods” feature, where you can give back items you accidentally took from other players. It’s like a virtual Robin Hood experience!

    Join now and be part of a community where thievery is not only accepted, but encouraged. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might swipe your enchanted sword when you’re not looking!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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