Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Animals Bred: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7871
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

    Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

    Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

    So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyBlunders

    BlockyBlunders
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

    Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

    Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RedditVsIRL

    RedditVsIRL
    Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 202 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9072 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MissileFailCraft

    MissileFailCraft
    Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

    Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7820 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Jelly Fusion Craft

    Jelly Fusion Craft
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

    not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

    so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • /gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

    /gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

    TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Mines Excavated: 4489
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HurricaneCraft2020

    HurricaneCraft2020
    So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

    Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 188 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magic Items Found: 6695

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Respawn City Minecraft Server

    Respawn City Minecraft Server
    lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 615542 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 286 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • NukeOilRedLineCraft

    NukeOilRedLineCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Star Shards Collected: 235
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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