Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Villages Defended: 13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Potions Brewed: 44 Animals Bred: 99

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2449 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dimension Hops: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9871 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

    CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

    Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Emeralds Found: 7072
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Villages Defended: 17 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • UNLAWFULGADGETS

    UNLAWFULGADGETS
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

    the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Magic Items Found: 8910 Emeralds Found: 7407
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Social Distancing Craft

    Social Distancing Craft
    so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

    so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

    Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Crops Grown: 7829
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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