Gilded SMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is the server name!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], age requirement, armor stands, Community, Content Creation, Content Creator, Custom Items, dnd, Events, family friendly, games, gaming district, gilded, Lore, Minecraft, Mods, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, streaming, subscriber count, teamwork, Vanilla, Videos

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Gilded SMP – A Content Creator Server – LGBTQ+

Server Overview
Looking for a few more members to join our server! We are a server focused on content creating mainly. We are looking for more members interested in streaming and making videos mostly surrounding Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games too!


Must be over 18 Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices. Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community. Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are starting out fresh as well. If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite. Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team. No allowed (unless planned). Just generally respect your fellow members.

Must be over 18
Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices.
Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community.
Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are starting out fresh as well.
If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite.
Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team.
No allowed (unless planned). Just generally respect your fellow members.

Server Setup
No mods are required to play, but the server will be outfitted with mods for custom items, armor stands, voice mod, etc. Think Hermitcraft stuffs. Server will have some pre-built lore buildings to help us dip our toes into some rp/lore stuff, to also help prep for a future dnd/rp inspired server. We have a shopping district area planned, with a black market area in a nice ancient city with a neat lava cave and lush cave connected. We also have a place for a gaming district and a starter base area. The group is encouraged to bring their own ideas, events, games to the table. We want to make this a lasting group going forward and more of a team then just a solo-run server.

Server Setup

No mods are required to play, but the server will be outfitted with mods for custom items, armor stands, voice mod, etc. Think Hermitcraft stuffs.
Server will have some pre-built lore buildings to help us dip our toes into some rp/lore stuff, to also help prep for a future dnd/rp inspired server.
We have a shopping district area planned, with a black market area in a nice ancient city with a neat lava cave and lush cave connected. We also have a place for a gaming district and a starter base area.
The group is encouraged to bring their own ideas, events, games to the table. We want to make this a lasting group going forward and more of a team then just a solo-run server.

If you’re interested, please fill out the application here and an invite will be sent to the discord if you are approved.

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Animals Bred:	174
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Star Shards Collected:	173
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3828	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Farms Harvested:	411
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	9049	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Votes:	5128

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Animals Bred:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Votes:	8858	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, AITAH, co parenting, Communication Issues, dad, DAUGHTER, emotional impact, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, lack of involvement, long-distance relationship, MatrimonyMayhem, Minecraft, MOH, Resentment, Server, stepfamily, stepmother, Wedding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	148	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	112
Crops Grown:	7830	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!