Gilded SMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is the server name!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], age requirement, armor stands, Community, Content Creation, Content Creator, Custom Items, dnd, Events, family friendly, games, gaming district, gilded, Lore, Minecraft, Mods, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, streaming, subscriber count, teamwork, Vanilla, Videos

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4177
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Gilded SMP – A Content Creator Server – LGBTQ+

Server Overview
Looking for a few more members to join our server! We are a server focused on content creating mainly. We are looking for more members interested in streaming and making videos mostly surrounding Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games too!


Must be over 18 Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices. Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community. Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are starting out fresh as well. If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite. Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team. No allowed (unless planned). Just generally respect your fellow members.

Must be over 18
Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices.
Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community.
Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are starting out fresh as well.
If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite.
Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team.
No allowed (unless planned). Just generally respect your fellow members.

Server Setup
No mods are required to play, but the server will be outfitted with mods for custom items, armor stands, voice mod, etc. Think Hermitcraft stuffs. Server will have some pre-built lore buildings to help us dip our toes into some rp/lore stuff, to also help prep for a future dnd/rp inspired server. We have a shopping district area planned, with a black market area in a nice ancient city with a neat lava cave and lush cave connected. We also have a place for a gaming district and a starter base area. The group is encouraged to bring their own ideas, events, games to the table. We want to make this a lasting group going forward and more of a team then just a solo-run server.

Server Setup

No mods are required to play, but the server will be outfitted with mods for custom items, armor stands, voice mod, etc. Think Hermitcraft stuffs.
Server will have some pre-built lore buildings to help us dip our toes into some rp/lore stuff, to also help prep for a future dnd/rp inspired server.
We have a shopping district area planned, with a black market area in a nice ancient city with a neat lava cave and lush cave connected. We also have a place for a gaming district and a starter base area.
The group is encouraged to bring their own ideas, events, games to the table. We want to make this a lasting group going forward and more of a team then just a solo-run server.

If you’re interested, please fill out the application here and an invite will be sent to the discord if you are approved.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2885	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	107

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	1667
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	5070
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	8107

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3749	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ores Mined:	9343
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

MommaMinecraftGone

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, clothes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, family dynamics, Guilt, gym clothes, India, kicking out, lulu lemon, MommaMinecraftGone, moving out, personal space, relationship issues, rummaging, US

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	195	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of chai! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a Bollywood movie.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through family drama and cultural clashes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to experience the thrill of dealing with a mother-in-law who has a vendetta against your gym clothes.

Embark on a quest to reclaim your wardrobe from the clutches of a fashion police mother-in-law who thinks lulu lemon is too scandalous for her family. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to wear athleisure, or will you succumb to the pressure and dress like a proper Indian daughter-in-law?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of getting kicked out of your own home and facing the ultimatum of breaking up with your boyfriend. Will you choose love or your favorite pair of leggings? The choice is yours on our server!

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cultural clashes, and fashion showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining server in the block!

WeirdlyAttractedToYou – Minecraft SMP

Abnormal interests, bizarre attractions, Curious fetishes, Eccentric preferences, Freakish attractions, kinky preferences, Minecraft, odd fetishes, Offbeat turn-ons, outlandish attractions, peculiar turn-ons, quirky interests, Rare desires, smp, Strange inclinations., Strange preferences, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional attractions, unique desires, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction, weird kinks, WeirdlyAttractedToYou

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!