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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8990
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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