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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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