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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Void Gems Collected: 37 Epic Quests Completed: 16
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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