GiftFail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4540
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCreeperJailbreak

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so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PreggoCraft: Surrogate Struggles

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE STORIES? WELL, YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER, BECAUSE WE GOT IT ALL!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing the same old games that you abandoned years ago? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is like the State of Decay 2 of the gaming world – still kicking and receiving updates like nobody’s business! Join us and experience the thrill of playing a game that just won’t die, just like that plant you forgot to water for months.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the For Honor of Minecraft – unexpected, unpredictable, and totally insane. With Ubisoft-level craziness, you never know what kind of adventure you’ll stumble upon. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness that awaits you.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and endless updates? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Natasha is an FSB plant Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Natasha’s Adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of a time filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Ever wanted to join a server where everyone is secretly a spy for a mysterious organization? Well, here’s your chance! You never know who you can trust in this SMP, where everyone’s true motives are as hidden as a Russian nesting doll.

Join us for epic battles, secret missions, and a whole lot of drama. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy or two along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s more thrilling than Natasha’s globe-trotting escapades. See you in the game, comrade!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ores Mined:	9978

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CoincidenceCraft SMP: OMG So Random!

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Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and landed in a hidden underground kingdom filled with diamond-clad pigs riding on top of creepers? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous coincidences in the blocky world, like stumbling upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	179
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreeperCatastrophe

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Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned loot. Talk about a buzzkill, am I right? But fear not, dear player, for there is a Minecraft server out there that will protect you from such calamities with its magical anti-creeper force field! Yes, you heard that right. No more pesky creepers ruining your day on this server.

But wait, there’s more! On this fantastical server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic pig-riding superhero. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that all the mobs on this server have been replaced with dancing llamas in top hats? Yes, you read that correctly. Dancing llamas in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. you gotta join because, like, the president of iran said he’s gonna come on and play with us. can you imagine? playing minecraft with the president, man. it’s gonna be lit.

he said he’s gonna build a giant peace monument in the shape of a creeper to show that he’s ready to ease tensions with israel. like, how crazy is that? who knew minecraft could bring world peace, right?

so come join us on this server, where anything can happen. maybe next, the queen of england will pop in and start a build battle with us. you never know, man. minecraft is a wild place.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockBusterBattles

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up everything. but don’t worry, because on this server, creepers drop diamonds instead of blowing stuff up. how crazy is that?

oh, and get this: there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade you rare items for emeralds and tell you about their intergalactic adventures. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

also, there’s this legendary boss called the Ender Dragon who’s actually a misunderstood dragon just looking for friends. defeat him and he’ll give you a ride on his back across the End dimension. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with more fire and explosions.

join this server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. it’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you’ll never want to leave. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BrainyCraft Stroke Rehab Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain damage but in a good way!!! our researchers from the Queensland Brain Institute have created a tool that will make your brain go WOOSH and help you become a minecraft pro in no time!!! stroke patients? pshhh we’ll have them building epic castles and slaying dragons in minutes!!! join now for a brain-tastic adventure like no other!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Never-Ending Quest for Diamonds and Sheeps – The Next Level Semi-Vanilla SMP 1.21 NA West Whitelist

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Welcome to The Next Level!

Looking for a chill, fun community to hang out and game with? The Next Level is a gaming and social hub made up of long-time friends and gamers, and we’re always excited to welcome new faces.

We self-host our own premium servers on the West Coast of North America. We’re starting with an SMP server, with a modded server being worked on soon. We’re also looking for staff to help out in our server and moderate. If you’re interested join our Discord for more info.

Our Minecraft Server:

Server Details
Java Edition, Fabric, Version 1.21
Minecraft Events, competitions, scavenger hunts, and more!
Active Community: Connect with fellow players in our Discord server.

QoL Mods Installed
Betterthanmending – crouch and right click to use lvls to mend items
Clumps – clumps xp orbs together to limit lag
invisibleframes – crouch right click an item frame to make it invisible
shulkerboxtooltip – hover over a shulkerbox to see what’s inside
Modpack is available via our website https://www.thenextlevelgaming.com

Our Discord Server:

Community Features
Regular Game Nights & Events
Organized Tournaments
Monthly Giveaways
Premium Self-Hosted Minecraft Servers
Streamer Partnerships

Other Games We Play:

Games
Fortnite
Overwatch
Fall Guys
Among Us
Sea of Thieves
Rust
Diablo

Discord Invite Link: https://discord.gg/tnl

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hangable Noob Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only hangable offense is not joining in on the fun!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

We have a secret underground base where players can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But beware, there’s a legend that says if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie villagers riding on skeleton horses. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you might just find yourself facing the ultimate punishment… being banned for life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Animals Bred:	50

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1936

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we take inspiration from the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering and the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, because it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina! Expect spoilers galore and insane storylines that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it or you’ll be lost in our crazy world! See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DementiaDadCareGoneWrong

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and dysfunctional relationships? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to leave their family drama behind and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure. No need to worry about taking care of your dad with bad dementia here – the only thing you’ll be taking care of is your virtual farm or castle.

Join us and team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with difficult family members. Build alliances, go on quests, and create your own virtual family of friends who have your back no matter what.

So leave the real world drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a fun and drama-free experience! Plus, we have virtual therapy sessions available for those who need to vent about their family issues while mining for diamonds.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CookingProTipsMC SMP

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Are you tired of burning your virtual steaks on the grill in Minecraft? Join our wacky SMP where our resident chef, Chef Creeper, will teach you how to cook like a pro! From crafting the perfect cake to brewing potions that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends, Chef Creeper has got you covered. Plus, rumor has it that the secret ingredient to his famous creeper stew is actually…creeper tears! Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime – join our SMP today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyConspiracies

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, every time you hear that hissing sound, it’s actually a secret message from the lizard people trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, our server has special anti-conspiracy armor that protects you from their mind control powers. Join us now and help us uncover the truth behind the blocky madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!