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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Void Armor Forged: 25
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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