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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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