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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6713

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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