Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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