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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9415 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3205 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!